Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured bear.

Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if six gulls approach from the north.

5. Always obey Bapfedsad Vegranbutpig's priests.