Ligranfot Somlipkiplop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent wasp.

Ligranfot Somlipkiplop created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligranfot Somlipkiplop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ligranfot Somlipkiplop, he will turn you into a frog.

Ligranfot Somlipkiplop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ligranfot Somlipkiplop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never wear fawn shoes.