Nakhenkop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful coyote.

Nakhenkop created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakhenkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nakhenkop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nakhenkop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nakhenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of whales.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
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