Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented swallow.

Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap, he will cry a lot.

Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gigbogfidjamjapcambinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Hide if four seals approach from the south.

3. Never paint your face red.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never look in ponds.