Xemnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional cobra.

Xemnut created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemnut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xemnut, it will destroy your home planet.

Xemnut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Xemnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed cucumbers to tortoises while wearing red boots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.