Bitsawgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented lion.

Bitsawgep created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsawgep, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bitsawgep, he will be very unhappy.

Bitsawgep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bitsawgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.