Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless lizard.

Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ligrakranciddisslarpdavjab's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.