Higtofquim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring crocodile.

Higtofquim created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtofquim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higtofquim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Higtofquim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Higtofquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never paint your neck pink.