Piglagham is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous clam.

Piglagham created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Piglagham, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Piglagham, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Piglagham's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Piglagham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not take Piglagham's name in vain.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Never feed lots of limes to doves while wearing green shoes.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.