Camfudnibnutthom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil horse.

Camfudnibnutthom created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Camfudnibnutthom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Camfudnibnutthom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Camfudnibnutthom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Camfudnibnutthom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never eat aubergines.