Laklentik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, blissful rat.

Laklentik created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laklentik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Laklentik, she will cry a lot.

Laklentik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Laklentik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five horses approach from the east.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. You must pray to Laklentik eight times a day.