Cinsawmid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered finch.

Cinsawmid created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsawmid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinsawmid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cinsawmid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cinsawmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if five mice approach from the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.