Gomlargab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome bear.

Gomlargab created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlargab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomlargab, it will not invite you to parties.

Gomlargab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gomlargab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Gomlargab on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.