Nakyakhun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart crow.

Nakyakhun created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nakyakhun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nakyakhun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nakyakhun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nakyakhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing green stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

5. Always pray immersed in water.