Mablegbantunbedrenyattik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering eagle.

Mablegbantunbedrenyattik created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mablegbantunbedrenyattik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mablegbantunbedrenyattik, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mablegbantunbedrenyattik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mablegbantunbedrenyattik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mablegbantunbedrenyattik.

2. Always obey Mablegbantunbedrenyattik's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never sing near ducks.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.