Sanlipril is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate pig.

Sanlipril created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Sanlipril, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanlipril, he will curse you with boils.

Sanlipril's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sanlipril's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanlipril.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanlipril.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about tapirs.