Nadmutpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited alligator.

Nadmutpog created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadmutpog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nadmutpog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nadmutpog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nadmutpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing stockings.

2. Never feed lots of beans to frogs while wearing pink rings.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Nadmutpog.