Godpasvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring warg.

Godpasvog created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godpasvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godpasvog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Godpasvog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Godpasvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never feed strawberries to tapirs while wearing tights.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. You must never eat rice.