Cusszakstan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage goose.

Cusszakstan created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Cusszakstan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cusszakstan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cusszakstan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cusszakstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.