Tonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient armadillo.

Tonk created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Tonk, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonk, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tonk's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. You must pray to Tonk nine times a day.