Pommip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast fox.

Pommip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pommip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pommip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pommip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pommip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pommip's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help goats.