Zigsanddamfobdag is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective
butterfly.
Zigsanddamfobdag created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zigsanddamfobdag, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Zigsanddamfobdag, she will be very unhappy.
Zigsanddamfobdag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Zigsanddamfobdag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never eat corn.
5. Never talk about special relativity near otters while wearing magenta shirts.