Arnmumfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing hummingbird.

Arnmumfag created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmumfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnmumfag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Arnmumfag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Arnmumfag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown ants for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Never wear hats.