Pakjambutfobpin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered naga.

Pakjambutfobpin created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pakjambutfobpin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pakjambutfobpin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pakjambutfobpin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pakjambutfobpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pakjambutfobpin on top of all buildings.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Pakjambutfobpin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.