Hinmumbod Tailbudnut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing hydra.

Hinmumbod Tailbudnut created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmumbod Tailbudnut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinmumbod Tailbudnut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hinmumbod Tailbudnut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hinmumbod Tailbudnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.