Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome fish.

Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut, she will destroy your home planet.

Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut.

3. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing black hats and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Watdisszodtom Quafdinquamgut.