Ratsagtarpib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome wasp.

Ratsagtarpib created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratsagtarpib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratsagtarpib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ratsagtarpib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ratsagtarpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from fawn manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.