Spagdavpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring wasp.

Spagdavpog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Spagdavpog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagdavpog, she will remove you from existence.

Spagdavpog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Spagdavpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Spagdavpog's priests.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think about archaea.