Daghigbim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying warg.

Daghigbim created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daghigbim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Daghigbim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Daghigbim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Daghigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look in ponds.