Nibtipjan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive crab.

Nibtipjan created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtipjan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibtipjan, it will not invite you to parties.

Nibtipjan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nibtipjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.