Kinrennan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy camel.

Kinrennan created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinrennan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinrennan, it will be very unhappy.

Kinrennan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kinrennan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from blue capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not keep four gulls in a large pit.