Quartdubgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent crow.

Quartdubgar created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartdubgar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quartdubgar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quartdubgar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quartdubgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Hide if five swans approach from the west.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Quartdubgar on top of all buildings.