Bassbellgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind dragon.

Bassbellgil created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbellgil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bassbellgil, it will be very unhappy.

Bassbellgil's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bassbellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed limes to mice while wearing jumpers.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never jump in the presence of ducks.