Teenbonkduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient fox.

Teenbonkduss created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenbonkduss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teenbonkduss, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Teenbonkduss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Teenbonkduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Teenbonkduss.

5. Do not eat beans.