Megjarnflow is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, weak
wyrm.
Megjarnflow created humankind five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Megjarnflow, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Megjarnflow, it will laugh at you.
Megjarnflow's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Megjarnflow's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never wear coats.
5. Do not make images of living things.