Veghabkar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring goat.

Veghabkar created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghabkar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veghabkar, she will manifest in front of you.

Veghabkar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Veghabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veghabkar.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.