Ged is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish unicorn.

Ged created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ged, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ged, she will make you grow a tail.

Ged's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ged.

4. Always obey Ged's priests.

5. Hide from indigo moths for they are unholy.