Tangonfit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish bear.

Tangonfit created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangonfit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tangonfit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tangonfit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tangonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Tangonfit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing violet rings and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

5. Tangonfit must be the most important thing in your life.