Flisarmlid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident pigeon.

Flisarmlid created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisarmlid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flisarmlid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flisarmlid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flisarmlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your legs green.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not shave your arms.