Gofbossgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident meerkat.

Gofbossgun created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofbossgun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gofbossgun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gofbossgun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gofbossgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing indigo skirts.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gofbossgun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.