Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident jackal.

Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam, he will manifest in front of you.

Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Dudhivrig Dapmigvil Flymongam.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.