Tamrillbum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing mongoose.

Tamrillbum created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamrillbum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamrillbum, she will turn you into a plant.

Tamrillbum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tamrillbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Always help manatees.