Fomjarnhab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering gnu.

Fomjarnhab created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomjarnhab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fomjarnhab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fomjarnhab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fomjarnhab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomjarnhab.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Fomjarnhab.