Huggepsad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless pigeon.

Huggepsad created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggepsad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huggepsad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Huggepsad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Huggepsad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Huggepsad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if nine whales approach from the north.

5. Never paint your arms blue.