Ripkimsin is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic
rat.
Ripkimsin created parasitic wasps four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ripkimsin, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Ripkimsin, she will be very sad.
Ripkimsin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Ripkimsin's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripkimsin.
3. Never wear shoes.
4. Never hurt hamsters.
5. Never think about nebulae.