Fetlistquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak wyvern.

Fetlistquaf created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Fetlistquaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fetlistquaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fetlistquaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fetlistquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never paint your arms cyan.

5. Never talk about archaea.