Binarttail is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable shrew.

Binarttail created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binarttail, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Binarttail, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Binarttail's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Binarttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.