Hadvoglib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident swallow.

Hadvoglib created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadvoglib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadvoglib, she will think nothing of it.

Hadvoglib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hadvoglib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear white stockings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hadvoglib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.