Lipfomvag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless ferret.

Lipfomvag created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfomvag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lipfomvag, she will turn you into a goat.

Lipfomvag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lipfomvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing orange dresses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.