Logsaslim Armsan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast lobster.

Logsaslim Armsan created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsaslim Armsan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logsaslim Armsan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Logsaslim Armsan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Logsaslim Armsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing orange shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never chant near badgers.

4. You must love Logsaslim Armsan.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.